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AMAZING! Dog executes flawless mannequin challenge in Pensylvania. Watch!

For me, this is, "what a man can do, a 'dog' can do it better." LOL. It's funny how some dogs can get to behave so manlike sometimes. Umm... I don't actually mean the Ekuke breed of dogs, they're totally way off the list.

Friday 28 October 2016

The chronicles of this funny meme will make you smile; Jake Amo.


First of all lemme start by introducing the boy behind this meme. 

His name is Jake Amo, he's just four(4). 



This picture was taken in his village Asempanaye Koforidua, Ghana, at a local creative workshop organized by a U.S based artist who goes by the name Solomon Adufah.


Solomon Adufah who organized the workshop innocently uploaded this little kid's picture on his Instagram page, never saw this coming...



Solomon, described the kid as gentle and quiet.
Jake didn't just gain fame, a 'fund me' account has also been opened on his behalf, for the funding of his schooling. 



If you're interested in donating for Jake's schooling, Click Here

I hope to see your COMMENTS. Don't forget to SHARE too. Thank you. 

10 things you never should tell your Nigerian parents if you want to still live.

It’s almost like there is some training school all Nigerian parents go to that make them all talk, behave and think alike. They sure take each and everyone of these under-listed things seriously. If you're yet unborn (winks), I suggest you read this and avoid saying any of them. LOL

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1. "Dad, mum; I'm gay"



 2. Telling your parents you want to be something other than a doctor, an engineer, a pharmacist or a lawyer

 

3.Telling your parents you failed an important exam


 

4. Telling your parents you're tired of doing your chores

Are you tired of eating in their house. LOL

 

5.  Telling them you don't wanna attend church on Sunday

 

6. Telling your parents you've a BF or a GF 


7. Telling them they are wrong, when they are actually wrong

They will send you off on a voyage to find your new parents

8.Telling your parents you don't like your current school and would like to change

 

9. Telling your parents you don't want to join in the morning devotion or go to school, cos you're not feeling fine:

 

10. Telling your parents you're old enough to do what ever you like in their house, you'll end up like:

Yes, because you're never old enough in their house.


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Friday 14 October 2016

This is how your first day at the gym will look like.

A gym, short for gymnasium, is an open air or covered location for gymnastics, athletics, and gymnastic services, as we all know. Everyone who visits a gym has a story to tell when it comes to their first time in the gym. Listening to some people's funny stories recently, about their experiences at the gym motivated me to compose this post.
 

 Please don't enjoy alone! Enjoy and share!

1. Now this is you:



2.  And these are your friends trying to convince you to visit the gym at least once:



3.  And when you finally say 'yes':



4.  When you get to the gym and see how much effort people actually put in just to look good:



5.  And now this is how active you try to be afterwards:



6.  Now this is you after one lift of a bar bell:



7. And this is how you think you've become after the first lift:



8.  And you leave the gym for the day feeling like:




9.  When your friends try to talk you into coming to the gym with them the following day:


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Tuesday 11 October 2016

8 things you will relate with if you've ever been drunk.

The first time I had alcohol, I just finished my WASSCE. I'd told myself prior to that day that I'd grow old not tasting alcohol... funny the kind of things you say to yourself when you're young. There is a lot more to drinking however, than just consuming alcohol, I can attest to that. Getting drunk can bring out the funniest, stupidest, and the worst in people, I can attest to that too. LOL *winks*

With drinking comes relationship drama, safety concerns, social tension, and vomit, sometimes lots of funny antics. Some people never drink alcohol at all (well I don't know whether to call that good or perhaps call it a boring kinda lifestyle). But in the event that you find yourself with a drink, or around others who are drinking, you’re going to need to know some stuff.

Some of those stuffs,  I've compiled, some of them are out of experience, while some, from research or other people's experience.

1. When you're about to hit the pub and you tell yourself that you're just gonna have just one pint or one bottle of beer, and for your mind you be like:

For your mind you have self control...

2.  Five minutes after you get into the pub

 

3. Now, this is your first attempt at standing up:

 

4.   And then you have the whole floor looking like:


5.  Now this is the safety precaution you take in order not to fall into one of those holes:


6.  And your not so drunk friends be like:


7.  But then you end up doing this:


  8. You wake up the next morning in an awkward state asking yourself this dumb question:


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Thursday 6 October 2016

How you can make millions from Jumia Affiliate program.

JUMIA is a Nigerian online shopping site for a wide range of electronics, fashion, home appliances and kid’s items and other ranges of products. The business was founded in 2012 by a team that included Jeremy Hodara, Sacha Poignonnec, Tunde Kehinde, Raphael Afaedor, and Leonard Stiegeler, with funding from Rocket Internet. As of 2015, Jumia has warehouses in ten other countries, including: Egypt, Morocco, Kenya, Cote d'Ivoire, Ghana etc.

Jumia Nigeria was formally called Kasuwa. Kasuwa successfully re-branded itself to Jumia in order to re-position itself as a leading African online retailing company and in order to achieve its desire of becoming the best. This it has succeeded in doing in Nigeria.

With its in-depth penetration of the market in Nigeria, the opportunity has risen for Nigerians to make money online as an affiliate of Jumia.

How to Become an Affiliate of Jumia


Becoming an affiliate of Jumia requires that you have a blog or a social media accounts or page(s). If you don’t have one- you could register with Blogger, Wordpress or perhaps join Facebook and make money through promoting their hot deals via some of the channels listed above. This will give you the leverage to promote their products online

Note however, that having a blog is not the only criteria, other requirements include having a sizable amount of traffic to your site or Facebook page. On approval of the program, you can start promoting various ranges of products available.

Before we continue, please take few moments of your time to visit their website to see some of their hot deals CLICK HERE NOW

Alright, let's go on...

Step to step procedure to apply for Jumia affiliate program:


1.   First, visit their affiliate website to Signup


2.  Click on signup and complete the registration


3. After registration, click on the 'submit' button. Once done, a pop-up appreciation message will appear thus; and a confirmation will be sent to your email:


4. Check your email and complete the necessary things they'll ask you to complete using some of the links they'll send you as shown below.


5. Choose Products

Once you have been approved, you can visit the dashboard. In the dashboard area, you will have access to various products you can promote.

When you've decided which one to promote, click on "Get HTML"

In the window that pops up, select the options you want such as, 'if a click should open a new browser window for your customer and if to hide the tracking code or encrypt the link'. If you've chosen any of these options, click on "Update Link Code"  

6. Copy The Code

Copy the code that corresponds to the link you want. Some are plain text, some are just an image, while some have both.

7. Now go to the site you wish to paste your referral code

You can now go to either your social media page, or on your blog or website and paste it. If people buy any product from your referral link, you'll get a commission out of it. Depending on the category they purchased from, the commission may vary. 

Below are a list of how they give commissions based on categories.

  • Electronics commission ----3%
  • Books -------9%
  • Beauty ------9%
  • Fashion ------9%
Benefits of Joining the Program

- Easy way to make money
- Availability of creative banners and text links
- Support from dedicated managers regarding your questions
- Affiliate commission ranging from 3% to 9%


You can once more take few moments from your time and go through their most amazing deals and offers
For Phones: CLICK HERE
For Laptops: CLICK HERE
For Other home appliances: CLICK HERE
For their deal of the day: CLICK HERE
You can as well CLICK HERE to choose your category.

Note: Some links are Jumia referrals, I'll get a little commission if you buy any product from my link. Thanks.

I hope this post was helpful. If you've any questions, you can drop them on the COMMENT box and I'd respond to them as quickly as possible. Don't forget to SHARE, you might be helping a friend, a neighbour, a classmates, a relations or even a beer pub friend. *winks*. But just SHARE please.

12 times Karma proved she's a bitch and responded quicker than we expected!

According to Wikipedia, Karma is the principle that states that every action has a consequence, which will come to fruition in either this or a future life; thus, morally good acts will have positive consequences, whereas bad acts will produce negative results.

But in these cases (which I'm about to let you see), and in my own opinion, Karma is a bitch! Finish! She meted out their rewards too quicker than they expected. In some of the cases, she was brutal. Most of them will make you laugh, some will leave you with a jaw drop and others, well, you decide.

Please do read COMMENT and SHARE!


1.   Being troublesome doesn't always end well, it sure has it's reward.


2.   He thought he could get away with slapping a random adult. He sure got his reward


3.   And this guy who looks like he was having a bad day. But Karma doesn't care, she metes her rewards accordingly...


4.   And he never 'expererit' it. And once more, Karma proved to be a bitch! LOL


5.   Auch! That was brutal a reward


6.   And this pay back that was well deserved. Hope to have Karma fight for me just like she fought for this guy on the chair. LOL


7.   He just had to get served by Karma with his well deserved reward. LOL


8.   And Karma appointed this girl's brother to help her(Karma) do the pay back. But this is just so brutal. LOL


9.   And he had to leave a mark to help with the pay back. LOL


10.    We should just sit back and let the laxative do it's job.


11.   Bull's Day! LOL


12.   He just might have taken enough... Karma really struck hard this time.



Image credits: Facebook and Google 

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Wednesday 5 October 2016

A list of shortcuts for VLC, GOM, KM and WINAMP media players that you should know

Media players as we all know, are applications on our PCs or mobile devices used to play media files. Finished! If you think I'm going to write an epistle, sorry! *winks*

Below are a list of  'em shortcuts for the above mentioned media players.

1.    VLC MEDIA PLAYERS SHORTCUTS
  • [M]------------------Mute
  • [F]-------------------Fullscreen
  • [Space]--------------Play/Pause
  • [s]-------------------Stop
  • [P]-------------------Previous Item
  • [+]-------------------Faster Playing Mode
  • [-]-------------------Slower Playing Mode
  • [T]------------------Time Played/Time Left
  • [N]------------------Next
  • [Enter]---------------Active
  • [A]------------------Toggle video to different aspect ratios
  • [V]------------------Enable subtitles 
  • [Z]------------------Zoom In or Zoom Out
  • [ctrl]+[Up Arrow]-------------Increase volume
  • [ctrl]+[Down Arrow]------------Decrease volume
  • [ctrl]+[H]------------------------Subtitle Delay Up
  • [ctrl]+[J]-------------------------Subtitle Delay Down
  • [ctrl]+[B]------------------------Bookmarks
  • [ctrl]+[P]------------------------Playlist ( when playing musics )
  • [ctrl]+[A]------------------------Active Capture Device
  • [ctrl]+[M]-----------------------Go to DVD Menu
  • [ctrl]+[D]------------------------Next DVD chapter
  • [ctrl]+[P]------------------------Select Previous DVD title ( for DVD )
  • [ctrl]+[M]-----------------------Messages ( General )
  • [ctrl]+[M]-----------------------DVD Menu ( DVD Playbacks )
  • [ctrl]+[U]------------------------Previous DVD Chapter 
  • [ctrl]+[I]-------------------------Stream and Media Information
  • [ctrl]+[W]-----------------------Streaming and Transcoding Wizard
  • [ctrl]+[Q]-----------------------Quit Program
  • [ctrl]+[G]------------------------Extended GUI
  • [ctrl]+[S]------------------------Preferences
  • [alt]+[Left Arrow]---------------Backward Jump
  • [alt]+[Right Arrow]--------------Forward Jump
  • [ctrl]+[Left Arrow]--------------Medium Backward Jump
  • [ctrl]+[Right Arrow]-------------Medium Forward Jump
  • [ctrl]+[N]------------------------Open Network Stream
  • [ctrl]+[D]------------------------Open Disk ( Playback )
  • [ctrl]+[O]------------------------For quickly opening a File
  • [ctrl]+[F]------------------------Open a File
  • [alt]+[ctrl]+[Left Arrow]---------Long Backward Jump
  • [alt]+[ctrl]+[Right Arrow]--------Long Forward Jump
  • [alt]+[ctrl]+[S]-------------------Video Snapshot
  • [Shift]+[Right Arrow]------------Short Forward Jump
  • [Shift]+[Left Arrow]-------------Short Backward Jump