12 Innocent Pictures That Can Prove You've A Really Dirty Mind

Human minds could get as filthy as anything you can think of right now―just anything. Sometimes… READ MORE

Most Visous Valentine's Day Prank On The Internet

Pranks are best known to come and feel like pranks, and not like blows or explosions to the heart. Jay, Kerr's boyfriend made us understand and know more about the different forms of pranks... READ MORE

Dubai Is Building The World's First Rotating Skyscraper

Dubai plans to take your 360-degrees math experience far beyond video by building the world's first ever rotating skyscrapper by 2020... READ MORE

12 Unbelivable Facts About Porn You Probably Didn't Know

Porn is everywhere of course, apart from north Korea. That's all I've to say...LOL... READ MORE

AMAZING! Dog executes flawless mannequin challenge in Pensylvania. Watch!

For me, this is, "what a man can do, a 'dog' can do it better." LOL. It's funny how some dogs can get to behave so manlike sometimes. Umm... I don't actually mean the Ekuke breed of dogs, they're totally way off the list.

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Sunday, 26 February 2017

Mark Zukerberg Stole Snapchat's Feature. He's Not Petty, He's Savage!

On Friday, February 24, 2017, WhatsApp rolled out a new feature which blatantly rips off SnapChat's stories feature.

This is the latest assault from Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg on SnapChat. The tech maven has been on a war path with the new social media app after it turned down its offer to buy it.

SnapChat turning down his offer must have hurt like hell. Instagram and WhatsApp couldn't say no to the billions of dollars that Zuckerberg put on the table. SnapChat had the guts to say no and preferred to create its own path.


Since he was shut down by SnapChat, Mark Zuckerberg has added the SnapChat feature on Instagram and now WhatsApp with no sense of remorse. His critics have called him petty but Zuckerberg is a cold stone business man.


"If they turn you down, take them out of business." This is what Mark Zuckerberg is running with and he is winning. In its first 25 weeks, Instagram Stories had 150 million daily users. Bear in mind SnapChat did not hit this number until June 2016.

In January 2017, Tech Crunch reported that SnapChat had experienced a notable decline in stories since Instagram Stories launched. Yeah, Mack Zuckerberg is a savage. If you refuse to join his empire, then you are a threat and he has to take you out.


In the world of business, you cannot afford not to be a savage and cold. If you think business is like a season of Sesame Street, then you will be out of business fast.


Claudio Ranieri is a nice guy that's why he was fired. If he is cold hearted he would have bought top quality football players during the summer transfer window. Unfortunately, he relied on the same over-achievers that won him the league last season.

Claudio Ranieri was sacked after Leicester City failed to win any of their last nine matches in all competitions
Mark Zuckerberg is far from finished. He plans on integrating radio, TV and job seeking features on Facebook pretty soon. Business is not a place for babies. Zuckerberg is the first emperor of the social media tech business and he is now crushing kingdoms that won't pay tributes to him.



Sunday, 19 February 2017

United Arab Emirates Plans To Build A City On Mars Soon! Find Out When

Elon Musk isn't the only person who wants to build a city on Mars. Now the United Arab Emirates has announced that it wants to establish a "mini-city" on the red planet by 2117.

UAE prime minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum explained the monarchy's Mars plans in a series of tweets on Feb. 14.

"The project, to be named 'Mars 2117,' integrates a vision to create a mini-city and community on Mars involving international cooperation," Sheikh Mohammed said.
"Mars 2117 includes a major space sciences focus in our universities. We're building a space pioneering passion among our young people."



It makes sense for officials to use this project to inspire young people: They're the ones who will probably do the vast majority of the work.

If the UAE wants to have a fully-functioning city on Mars in 100 years, it will have to be a multi-generational effort that will span many decades, given the incipient state of the nation's space program and current global capabilities as well.
In the time between now and 2117, the UAE, with an international partnership of researchers, will start trying to find a faster mode of transportation to the red planet, and figure out what food and shelter should be on the cold, dry world.

"'Mars 2117' is a seed we are sowing today to reap the fruit of new generations led by a passion for science and advancing human knowledge," Sheikh Mohammed said.

The UAE has already put the world on notice that the oil-rich nation has aspirations beyond our home planet, having previously announced its plan to send a robotic mission to Mars in 2015.

That uncrewed spacecraft, called Hope, would fly to the red planet in 2020 and make it into orbit there in 2021.
Musk's SpaceX is also working toward creating a city on Mars, though the commercial space company's timeline isn't exactly clear.

Musk claims that SpaceX is working toward sending its first people to Mars by 2024, about a decade before NASA is expected to send their first crewed mission to the vicinity of Mars.

That said, the company's plans are still a bit murky when it comes to the timeline for actually creating its city, aiming for sometime in the 2060s.
Musk thinks there will be plenty of people who want to leave Earth behind.
"Not everyone will want to go. In fact, I think a relatively small number of people from Earth would want to go, but enough would want to go and who could afford the trip that it would happen," Musk said during a speech in September 2016.

Neither SpaceX nor the UAE can get to Mars alone, however.
Both need to have international and private partners that will help make a city on Mars a reality within their timeframes.


It's unclear if the monarchy and the private company will team up on their Mars ambitions, but Musk did say that he's open to public and private partnerships for the mission.

The Most Viscous Valentine's Day Prank On The Internet. LOL!

Pranks are best known to come and feel like pranks, and not like blows or explosions to the heart. Jay, Kerr's boyfriend made us understand and know more about the different forms of pranks. LOL...

This Irish girl who goes by the name Kerr, on Val's day, took to twitter to share screenshots of a message exchange she'd had with her boyfriend, Jay.

It started with talk of a surprise.

As Jay mentioned Paris and then Barcelona, the excitement grew...

...And then, it ridiculously came crashing down.

Yes — It happened that he'd booked tickets to a Champions League football match slated for that day.

Kerr's tweet — which came complete with a fairly no-nonsense caption — swiftly went viral. At the time of writing, it's gotten more than 32,000 retweets and 72,000likes.

As with anything that goes viral on Twitter, it's attracted its fair share of trolls as well as favourites — but Kerr isn't letting any negative responses get her down.

Looks like she had a good Valentine's Day in the end, too.


Monday, 23 January 2017

Attempt To Rape Dog Goes terribly Wrong

Jesus Ramon Sanchez, from the Little Havana neighborhood in Miami, was allegedly attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a 4-year old male pit bull, when the dog defended itself by tearing off the man’s genitals with its teeth.



The incident took place around 8:30 this morning, in the Allen Morris Dog Park in Miami.
According to witnesses, 4-year old Spanky, was playing with his owner in the park when Mister Sanchez grabbed him and attempted to rape him. The male pit bull violently resisted and severely injured its attacker’s legs, arms and groin.
According to its owner, this is the first time that Spanky has ever bitten anyone, and he acted strictly out of self-defense

“The dog was just running around, playing with a ball, when the man came out of nowhere and tried to grab it,” says Dorothy Steinberg, a witness of the events.

“The man had his pants down and was struggling with the dog. Everyone in the park was just stunned and nobody did anything, but the dog defended itself and bit back. In a matter of seconds, he grabbed the man’s genitals with its teeth and literally tore them apart.”

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Thursday, 19 January 2017

Dog Jumps Into Her Bathroom Barking Furiously, What Happened Next Will Amaze You

They said that dogs are man’s best friend. They could be your companion when no ones around. They could be your best lover when people seemed to have forgotten you.

They could be your jog buddy or even your hunting mate. Dogs have been so relevant in people’s lives ever since the world began. They are one of the nicest and smartest creatures in the kingdom Animalia. They’re dependable and amusing but can sometimes become annoying and irritating.

However, according to ntd.tv, Papillon, a two-year-old Collie dog, was alone with Mindi (his owner) and her baby on a fateful day. Mindi has just tucked her baby to sleep and then opted to taking a shower.

While having her time, she suddenly heard the dog barking frantically in the other room. She ignored it at first and got on with her bath. Papillon continued barking and it irritated her. She didn’t want the dog’s bark to wake her baby up.
Papillon came barging in the bathroom door and peeked in the shower curtain.
She supposed that the dog was trying to tell her something as she remembered from a show on TV, Lassie, about how animals communicate with humans. Lassie was a fictional dog character in a TV series, showing the adventures of a rough collie.


She said that if it was on TV, the master would follow the dog, and so she did. Papillon stood up and pointed his paws on her daughter’s crib. She then noticed that her baby’s lips were blue. She knew then that something was wrong.
Fortunately, Mindi had training as a medic. She called 911 and administered a CPR on her baby. Soon, Rachel was breathing again and was brought to the nearby hospital.

It was found out that the baby had weak muscle between her stomach and esophagus which caused food to lodge in there and preventing her airways to function normally.

From then on, they have realized that they have the best dog in the world. Mindi added that there’s no dog treat in the world that could have express their gratitude towards Papillon, and so, their bond became more than just a master-pet relationship. It became more of a family bond.

You can watch the documentary video below
 

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

By 3am, Trump Went on Twitter & EXPOSED The Spy Behind FAKE “Intel”



Just days after Buzzfeed and CNN promoted a FAKE “intel” report about him, Trump took to Twitter and EXPOSED who was behind this bogus report.
But he didn’t stop there! He also DESTROYED Hillary’s staff for questioning the legitimacy of his win. They were on early this morning questioning whether or not he was even elected.


TRUMP LET THEM HAVE IT!

He began this Twitter storm 3:11 am(New York time), Such high energy, this man never sleeps! IT ONLY TOOK 5 TWEETS TO SHUT THEM ALL DOWN!

In the first 3 Tweets, he EXPOSED who was behind that PHONY report. Turns out, the man who put it together was a FAILED British spy just out for money. The retired spy, Christopher Steele, was reportedly hired by Republicans, then Democrats, to dig up “dirt” on Trump. 



Then Trump went after Hillary Clinton’s DESPICABLE staff who went on CNN to discredit his victory by claiming he Election was rigged:

No matter how much they try to come for him, Trump pulls out his inner Mike Tyson and dodges every punch thrown at him! 

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Monday, 16 January 2017

10 Cases Of Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

In trying to support a youthful appearance, celebrities have spent their fair share of time and money on plastic surgeries. A little injection here and a little there, they can often get away with, but time after time they come up with a face full of mistakes.


Most of the celebrities who started off perfectly beautiful, but at the long run, turned into what you call human dulls or scary monsters are shown below.

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1. Amanda Lepore

Amanda Lepore is an American model, socialite, singer and performance artist. She had her first procedure when she was just a teenager at the age of 19. The queen of plastic surgery spent the majority of her life acting and modeling.

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein (AKA New York Cat woman)

In the 1990s, Jocelyn who was married to her art dealer millionaire husband, Alec Wildenstein caught him in bed with a 19-year-old, and they divorced in 1999.

She demanded $1 million a month in maintenance payments, claiming her reliance on servants over the years had left her unable to run her own household.

Jocelyn is thought to have spent over £2 million on plastic surgery procedures, apparently in a bid to look more like her husband's beloved big cats.

Their divorce Judge told her she couldn't spend her alimony on her surgeries but she eventually won $2.5 billion from Alec and a further $100 million each year for the next 13 years.

3. Maria Geronazzo

Maria Geronazzo is a Hungarian celebrity who is best known for her shocking plastic surgery procedures which has made her a spectacle on local Hungarian television.

4. Tori Spelling:

Back in December 2014, it was reported that Tori Spelling wanted to get more plastic surgery to get her confidence back. There were rumours that her husband, Dean McDermott, had a one night stand with another lady that drove Tori’s confidence to an all time low.

Tori is regretting her plastic surgery, thinks her face looks like a "Wax Figure".

5. Christina Aguilera

She is another celebrity who may belong to this list. Christina Aguilera Plastic Surgery is believed to have involved breast augmentation, lip augmentation rhinoplasty, and liposuction.

6. Donatello Versace

She is the vice president of the brand Versace, she is 54 and has gone through a long series of plastic surgeries since the 90’s. The most obvious changes have been to her nose and lips which seem to be weirdly swollen now. There is no real evidence that she is happy with the changes herself.

7.  Tara Reid

Best known for her role in Amercian Pie as Vicky, Reid is now known for her breast implants and exceptionally bungled up liposuction. In an interview on The View, she said she had body contouring done but it all went wrong.

8. Lindsay Lohan

There is so much that can be said about Lindsay Lohan, but from a plastic surgery perspective, she’s allegedly had a ton of filler injected into her face.

9.  Joan Rivers

The one woman that had the ability insult any celebrity to their face is no more. In her day, she had too many plastic surgery procedures to count.

10. Micheal Jackson:

The late Michael Jackson spent 30 years trying to achieve his idea of perfection. He started out wanting a different nose but underwent up to 100 operations. He had Botox fillers, bleached skin, cheek implants and lip augmentation.

8 Incredibly 'Perfect' Real Life Rubberies From Around The World

Most men have probably had a fantasy or two about pulling off a “once in a lifetime” kind of heist worth millions. Fortunately, most of us are sane enough not to let it get further than a thought. Below are a few men who were not.

The only criteria for entry on this list is that they must have gotten away with it, at least temporarily. Anyone caught in the act does not qualify for this list.

All values are in US dollars.

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1. Gardner Museum Art Theft - $300 Million US

On March 18, 1990, the day after Saint Patrick's Day, policemen arrived at the door of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston, claiming to have received a call about a disturbance. Breaking protocol, the security officer let them in.

One of the men said he had a warrant for the guard's arrest, and they convinced him to step away from his post. Bad move: the “policemen” were really criminals in disguise, and they quickly handcuffed him and ordered him to call the other guard to the front, who was also subdued.

The thieves absconded with 13 paintings, including masterworks by Rembrandt, Vermeer, and Degas, worth a third of a billion dollars. To this date, no one has been arrested in conjunction with the crime, nor have the paintings ever been recovered. Call it the Luck of the Irish.

2. World's Largest Diamond Heist -- $100 Million US?

It's the largest diamond heist in history from the world's most impenetrable vault, located in Antwerp, Belgium. Two floors below the Diamond Centre, it was protected by a lock with 100 million possible combinations, as well as heat/motion sensors, radar, magnetic fields, and a private security force.


On the weekend of Feb 15, using a series of moves that would make Danny Ocean jealous, the thieves were able to silently enter the vault, bust open the safe deposit boxes, and make off with the glittering loot. And although the purported ring leader Leonardo Notarbartolo was caught and sentenced to 10 years, he has since been released on parole.

Notarbartolo claimed in an interview in Wired Magazine that the true take was only $20 million and was part of a larger conspiracy involving insurance fraud. Whatever -- the loot was never recovered and everybody literally made off like bandits.

3. Twin Jewel Rubbery – 7 Million Dollars Stolen

On Feb 25, 2009, three masked robbers boldly busted into Kaufhaus Des Westens, the second largest department store in Europe. Via a rope ladder, the men were able to ransack the main floor without tripping any sensors or alarms.

But what may have been a fatal error – leaving behind a single glove – ended up creating a bizarre situation. DNA found on the glove matched TWO people: identical twins identified as Hassan and Abbas O.

German law requires that each person be individually convicted and because their DNA is so similar, neither can be exclusively pinned to the evidence. German police were forced to set them both free, and the third man has yet to be found. (Source)

4. The First US National Bank Vault Robbery - $1 Million US

It's like something David Copperfield would have devised. On Friday October 7, 1977, before Columbus Day Weekend, a bank worker counted $4 million dollars in cash and stored it in a locked money cart within a heavily guarded vault, two floors below the Chicago First National Bank.

Then poof! Tuesday morning, the money is counted again, and exactly $1 million dollars – in $50 and $100 dominations and weighing over 80 pounds – had vanished into thin air. In 1981, $2300 of the money showed up in a drug raid, but otherwise both the perpetrators and the cash are still at large.

5. The Harry Winston Heist - $108 Million US

On December 4, 2008, four men, three of whom wore long blonde wigs and disguised themselves as women, charmed their way into the famous Paris jewelry store just before closing time. Once inside, they brandished a .357 and a hand grenade and began their pillaging.

Less than 15 minutes later they escaped with diamonds, rubies, and emeralds worth an estimated $108 million US. Investigators believe it to be the work of the notorious Serbian criminal gang The Pink Panthers, responsible for $132 million in robberies around the world, and have never been nabbed

6. The Tucker Cross Heist – Priceless

The Tucker Cross, named after diver Teddy Tucker who, in 1955, recovered it from the 1594 wreck of the San Pedro, was a 22-karat gold cross embedded with sparkling green emeralds and considered priceless. Nonetheless, Tucker sold it to the Government of Bermuda for an undisclosed sum.

In 1975, the Cross was moved to the Bermuda Museum of Art to be displayed for Queen Elizabeth II. No one knows when or how, but during this transition, a clever thief replaced the original with a cheap plastic replica.

Presumably, this historical artifact was melted down, stripped of its jewels, and funneled into the Black Market.

7. Japan's 300 Million Yen Robbery 

Tokyo, Japan, December 10, 1968 – A Nihon Shintaku Ginko Bank car, transporting 300 million Yen ($817,000 US) in its trunk, is pulled over by a policeman on a motorcycle, who warns them of a bomb planted underneath. Since there had already been bomb threats against the bank, the four passengers exited the vehicle as the uniformed patrolman inspected below the car.

Moments later, smoke and flames could be seen under the vehicle, causing the men to run for cover. Of course, it turned out the smoke was from a flare and the cop was a phony. He jumped in the car and sped off with the loot.

Even though there were 120 pieces of evidence, 110,000 suspects and 170,000 police investigators, the man was never caught. In 1975, the statute of limitations ended, and in 1988 all civil liabilities were voided, but still no one ‘fessed up. Come on now, this would make an incredible Movie-of-the-Week! (Source )

8. Baghdad Bank Robbery - $282 million:

Employees of the Dar Es Salaam bank showed up to work one morning to find that the doors were unlocked, the vault open, and all the money was gone. It is believed that 3 guards at the bank made off with a staggering $282 million in this whopping haul.

Yes, more than a quarter of a billion dollars! That’s more money than the entire economies of some small countries. It is unclear why the bank had such a large amount of cash on hand, but it was all in US currency. It is suspected that the guards had the assistance of militias, to avoid detection at security checkpoints around Baghdad, as having a lazy $282 million in the boot of your car might raise suspicions.

No one has been brought to justice for this brazen crime and none of the money has been recovered. The robbery received surprisingly little media coverage.


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Sunday, 15 January 2017

7 Most Extreme Acts Of Selfishness Exhibited By People

1. Man calls in bomb threat so he won't miss his flight.

A 46-year-old Italian man was late for his plane to Rome, so instead of booking a different flight, he called the airline and claimed to have overheard Arabic men saying there was a bomb on board.

Immediately, the flight was halted, and all passengers and bags re-inspected. It took off 2 ½ hours behind schedule, but not with the selfish Italian, who was arrested upon arrival at the airport.

2. Man fakes death to abort wedding

Alex Lancaster and Tucker Blandford were college sweethearts; they had met in the US while Lancaster, who was from England, was studying abroad for a year. At the end of her stay, Blandford proposed at the airport: she said yes, and the date was set for August 15, 2014. But just before the date arrived, she received an alarming call.

The man on the phone said he was Tucker's father and that his son threw himself in front of a car because he was depressed. Reeling, she called Tucker's mother to offer her condolences. That's when she learned he was not dead at all; he had called her pretending to be his father. "I'm a terrible, awful person. I know I shouldn't have told her I was dead, but I didn't know what else to do,” Tucker said. (Source 1 | Source 2)

3. Woman fakes death to avoid Christmas party. 

Joanna Grenside, of Hertfordshire, England, was a fitness instructor who had a secret: she suffered from bulimia. Desperate to avoid the upcoming work and family Christmas parties, she staged her own abduction.

Ten days before Christmas, she abandoned her car at work and discarded her rape alarm nearby. Police searched the area frantically, even using helicopters and an underwater search team.

Two days later, she appeared looking disheveled and claimed she had been kidnapped and raped. When police started getting suspicious of her story, she broke down and admitted it was all a hoax. She was given a 12-month discharge and fined 100 pounds.


4. Woman snatches couple's baby just to keep boyfriend.

Kelly Mahon wanted to keep her man, so much so, she faked a pregnancy.

In December 2015, Mahon lied to her boyfriend Dwight Dennis (with whom she was having an affair) and said she was pregnant. For nine months, she continued the ruse by putting a pillow under her clothing. When it came time for the child to be “born,” she concocted another scheme — to steal a baby.

She stalked a couple she met at a bus stop, knocked on the door and told the woman her husband was in an accident. Mahon promised to watch the baby while the panicked woman rushed to find her husband. In the interim, she stole the child and took him back to her house.

Police were quickly able to pinpoint Mahon as the culprit. The baby was unharmed, but the judge was flabbergasted. “It was an incredibly selfish act because you have a daughter. You were so wrapped up in your own concerns and obsessions,” he said. She was jailed for two years. (Source)

5. Man fakes seizures just to avoid paying restaurant bills.

He had a rap sheet of 90 arrests, mostly for skipping out restaurant tabs

Andrew Palmer of Baltimore has made a name for himself, at least in the world of selfish dine-and-dashers. For years, Palmer had gone to many different restaurants throughout the area, ordered expensive meals including drinks, and then when it came time to pay, pretending to pass out or have a seizure; paramedics would then be called, further taxing the restaurant and the city.

Police were having a hard time keeping Palmer behind bars for longer than a few weeks because his tabs were under $100 and his crimes were considered misdemeanors. Finally, in May 2014, he was convicted for not paying an $89 restaurant tab and sentenced to 5 years in prison

6. Selfish drivers shut down blood drive.

A group of 95 donors was scheduled to give blood at Windsor Youth and Community Centre in England, but because selfish parkers blocked the road, the ambulance could not get through and unload their equipment.

“We stuck notices on cars last week, but it does not seem to have done any good. One driver who came back after the blood donor session had been canceled simply shrugged and drove off,” said an official.
The road is private so the city can't tow

7. Man pulls on train emergency brake just to get his cell phone.

In December of 2016, New York City resident Eric Jones was riding on the North Jersey Coast Line train when he dropped his cell phone while traveling between cars.

Thinking only of himself, Jones pulled the emergency brake, bringing the train to a screeching halt. He was arrested and charged with defiant trespass and interfering with transportation.


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